Character Guide
This guide is extremely brief. Most of the information
is hidden around the Gallery of this site. I like a little mystery
in my characters and will reveal each little secret one at a time.
Note: The descriptions of the characters on this page
will always be up to date with my current line of though, but
the links attached to the small character portraits link to pages
in the gallery that were written like a picture diary. As such,
there are often times when I will adjust minor details in the
story, but not change them in the gallery to preserve my train
of thought at the time.
Xynthica
Xynthica is proud to present Xynthica! Featuring it's mascot Xyni's
tragic life of suffering and humiliation at the hands of her friends
and family and their fistfuls of good intention!
The Girls:
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Xynthica:
An unusual, petite, cute female biped who loves hair ornaments,
known even to strap live rabbits to her hair on the count
of not knowing any better. She completely lacks common sense,
survival instincts, and a sturdy grasp on the concept of right
and wrong in any way, shape or form, but her eyes change color
according to her emotions, so in some abstract variation of
reality, they balance out perfectly. Despite her apparently
ambiguous nature in the ways of good and evil, she is lovingly
kind, gentle and unassuming, even to the most vile of people...
unfortunately, that almost never works into her favor and
her lack of common sense basically opens the door to a world
full of hurt.
Xynthica is frequently surrounded by sentient fairy like
incarnations of her Source Seeds that look like alternative
miniature versions of herself. They look pretty cute, but
they do have the tendency to ohh.... kill everything in sight
with extreme indifference. As Xynthica grows up, she also
starts to use her Extensions, source based body additions
like wings and a tail, on a regular basis under even casual
circumstances, as such, she might have cat ears one day, and
a man eating tail the next and not notice them.
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Rally: There are actually three seperate
people named Rally in the Xyniverse, one is a child, the other
is a teenager and the last one is an adult. It would seem
as if Rally is the same person split into three different
parts of their life time all with strangely different personalities
and levels of maturity. It would also seem that the three
Rally girls also share a mental link leading upwards in age,
as whatever the younger Rally experiences, the older ones
will remember. Regardless of the age though, all of the Rally
girls are incredibly power Prismatic Apocalypse Dragons, and
are capable of transforming into their dragon forms on the
fly. All of the Rally girls also have a different relationship
to Xynthica, but of most important note is the teenage Rally
who is like an older sister to her, albeit her passion for
profanity and violence is quite something to behold.
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Sylis: A well known
demon in legends who's older than water. She's apparently
sexually attracted to anything that moves, regardless of gender,
age, or number of legs. Sylis is a being of vampiric nature
and has the ability to control blood, whether to make her
living victim's implode or to impale her foes with a spike
of it, but in order to control the blood of another, she must
first taste it. She only has one wing and a broken horn, the
true story behind why they are that way is a mystery, but
she makes up a new amusingly fictional story each time you
ask her, like a headbutting contest with a ram.
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Phia: A redundant psychic
who is better with heavy weapons of mass destruction than
enlightenment. Her fury is directly inversely proportional
to her breast size. After a almost fatal accident, she became
blind, however, she realized shortly after that she had the
ability to see other Sources through the dark haze, which
gives her an enourmas advantage in combat when determining
the weakness of her enemies. As such, although she can't actually
see a thing by way of light, she is usually still seen with
her eyes open.
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Gity: Despite being
the Goddess of the Xyniverse, She is sensitive to verbal abuse
and often needs a hug. If you are hoping for a groping, you'll
be dying while trying. Gity's level of power is ridiculous,
able to hurl exceptionally large planets at people with a
gesture and create formations of matter and energy on a whim.
Despite taking meteors to the face and eating super novas
for a midnight snack it was ironically giving birth that eventually
killed her, however, there are rumors that is still alive
but has been divided into three sentient entities.
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Alias: Originally
Xynthica's "Virtual Best Friend" when she was a
young child, she looks very similar to a what Xynthica would
be like if she grew up to be a teenager under different circumstances.
She and Xynthica were extremely close, but Alias had the power
to fulfill Xynthica's childhood wishes for herself and backstabbed
her. At full power, Alias is a literal goddess with powers
derived from thirteen units, her super artificial intelligence,
and her flawless Annihilation Source that holds the future
of the Xyniverse in a fatal grip with her single goal of self
perfection.
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Chymie: Carries two
attack rings and wears a big hat, calm and gentle Chymie loves
her nursery rhymes. She likes to collect clocks, regardless
of whether they rightfully belong to her or not. Chymie is
not well versed in physical combat, but her Source drawing
abilities are among the very best and she has the ability
to control dimensions and cause singularity distortions that
become effective killing applications. She can also perform
a dimensional slice that can cleanly severe an opponent's
existance in an instant.
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Slave Kitten: Rather
than having the instincts for self preservation, Slave Kitten
is born to serve. This completely ignores the fact however
that she ranks very high on the food chain. Although frequently
scanitly clad, Slave Kitten uses a ball and chain with virtually
the same mass as a blackhole as a weapon, as well as one of
the Three Treasure of Meow, the Meow Stick which has the ability
to launch out and grapple onto object, including people's
faces. Although lazy at a glance, Slave Kitten possesses instant
reflexes and supernatural dexterity, and without all of the
heavy weights and chains around her that act as a limiter,
there is no telling how powerful she might be.
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The Guys:
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Zephos: Worst role model
- ever. Coincidentally happens to rule the vast majority of
the Xyniverse, but doesn't take either job seriously... Zephos
has the inability to lie, unfortunately 99% of the time you'll
wish that he did, because his words are as blunt as a sledge
hammer to the face, unfortunately, he just happens to be Xynthica's
mentor and father figure. The true extent of his power is unfathomable,
and it is assumed that his human form is just a mere shadow
of his true persona. You'd think that absolute power would corrupt
Zephos absolutely, but it seems that he's already gotten over
that arch and has become tired with conquest and is indifferent
to life, death and almost everything in between. |
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Shio: Shio is ironically
both a member of the House of Apocalypse and the House of Armageddon,
this is because of his split personality as a result of a parallel
existance grafting. He has two alternate identities with completely
polar opposite idealogies. On one hand with have the heroic
but naive and stupid Shio who is a member of the House of Apocalypse
who fights injustice twenty four hours a day, seven days a week,
even over the most trivial and petty sins. Next up on the completely
psychotic list, we have Shio, the serial killing ladies man
who is naturally a part of the House of Armageddon who enjoys
torturing his victims and cannabalizing them slicing them up
with the percision of a surgeon. In either case, Shio's skill
is in being a "Break Master", a person who is able
to indentify the exact critical spot at which an object or a
person will incur the most damage and target it with unmatched
accuracy. |
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Kojaku: A crazy old
magic demon. One of Xyni's old friends and mentors, and a good
guy to ask about who's trying to kill who this week. Although
the actual extent of his powers seems to actually be limited
to parlor tricks, Kojaku is a walking library of information,
and frequently his vast amount of experience has proved to be
sharper in battle than any sword. |
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Mr. Vandre:
A friendly, humble shop owner that Xyni trusts. Remember, it
fell off a truck, or your money back! Mr. Vandre seems to always
be where you are, it's just a thing |
The Monsters:
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Kibsy: A variable sized
killer mutant snail, alcohol is his best friend next to Xyni.
He gets the munchies for humans if not drunk. |
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Rally: Mysterious little
vippy from the past. She is evil, and will try to kill anything
and anyone at least once. Xyni's favorite huggable living creature. |
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Squi: A baby magical Armageddon
Squid. Traumatizes Xyni every chance she gets. Gets tangled
up a lot. |
Xynthica's Evolutions:
First Class:
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Exodus: With
unmatched powers of destruction, you'd think she'd be pretty
evil and want to blow crap up. Seems that she's actually pretty
picky with what she erases from existence. |
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Genesis:
Has the ability to create anything,
anywhere using any method at any time. Unfortunately, she doesn't
have an eraser in case she makes a mistake, but who cares when
she looks so darn cute when she screws up? |
Second Class
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Yucia:
Able to control energy in all it's forms. Despite having a preference
for cold weather somewhere in the absolute zeroes, she's a very
warm and friendly girl who wants a boyfriend real bad. |
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Cekka: Has
the power to control, transform and create matter according
to her will. Has a cute little serpent sticking out of her hair,
unfortunately, she's completely blind and has to taste her way
around. |
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Izalon:
In complete control of dimensional activity, both spatial and
temporal. Likes to live in fantasy worlds and play video games
very much. |
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Shi: A
girl who can control the spirits and who is able to animate
corpses as well as inanimate objects. Carries a big scythe,
doesn't talk much, and is deadly afraid of anything that breathes. |
Third Class:
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Untitled-1:
Crazy virtual idol from parts unknown. Loves to sing,
dance, get fan mail, and ruin the lives of anybody who has a
life. |
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Lyree: One
with nature, she has the power to command
plants and trees. Unfortunately, she has a tendency to want
to attack anything that isn't a fruit or a vegetable. |
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Fusion: Able
to assimilate raw materials using nano machines to expand her
attack capabilities. A very hungry girl, she seeks only the
best in comfort food. |
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Chaos: A
master of organic life, has the ability to create, control,
modify and expand biological life forms in addition to cultivating
new body parts and abilities by consuming other life forms.
One of Xynthica's more scary Evolutions, despite it being the
most accurate in regards to the word. |
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Kair: With
two dragons named Ugu and Gao on her back, complete with wings,
and a man eating tail, it's a surprise that Kair doesn't seem
to care much about fighting at all. The dating scene for her
however, frequently makes it a necessary activity. |
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Deus: A divine Evolution,
Deus has eight magnificent wings, four shiny halos, and one
surprisingly large satellite beam named "Lasty" at
her command to deliver divine indignation. Deus also has the
power to bring back people from the dead, although on occasion,
they come back wrong. |
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Kazue: Whether her foes
be innocent or guilty, Kazue and her four sentient wings that
represent the elements of earth, wind, water and fire just never
seem to be all in the same gear at the same time, that and her
infamous man eating tail and shape shifting body parts are enough
to make anyone dizzy. Although gentle in nature and precautious
in outlook, Kazue is one of Xynthica's most powerful Evolutions
capable of untold destruction, frequently by accident. Due to
resembling a video game character that Xynthica likes very much,
Kazue happens to be one of her very favorite Evolutions.. |
Fourth Class:
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Puchi: Rough
and tough canine maiden with a nunchaku made of bones. Wants
to play fetch and have her belly rubbed. |
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Puri:
Crazy little cat girl who wields the mighty Meow Blade! Likes
to sleep a lot and indulge in catnip. |
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Yushi:
Angelic bird girl who wants to swim in sea like a fish, but
can't because of her massive wings. Is frequently seen with
scuba gear. |
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Vae:
A mermaid with a severe case of goldfish memory, but who has
the ability to control the power of water with her will alone.
Unfortunately, she can only go so far by swimming, so she has
to take the bus like everyone else time to time. |
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Ein: One of Xynthica's
few Evolutions where she doesn't actually seem to grow older,
Ein is an enthusiastic little girl that has the incredibly ability
to animate stuffed animals for combat and entertainment! Wearing
a large coat filled with toys and treats, she often travels
from one place to the next delivering cute looking presents
and entertaining onlookers, but when the going gets tough, she
can lob her teddy bear bombs at her foes and command a ten foot
stuffed frog named Amphibious Black to terrorize her enemies. |
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Inyx:
Absolutely no special powers, however, she has
the negative side effects of all of the Evolutions combined,
which is surprisingly effective. Extremely chaotic, excessively
violent, completely obsessed with self preservation and extensively
paranoid with a killer's instinct to boot, Inyx proves that
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Suicidal Americanime Sisters
In a world filled with anime characters who live and die, two sisters,
Hara and Kiri discover that they are actually American derivative
cartoons and try to do the impossible to join their adopted anime
sister Baka in the afterlife, despite the fact that western "cartoon"
characters can't die.
The Suicidal Americanime Sisters:
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Hara: Hara likes guns
and potentially dangerous environmental hazards that clearly
have more than a slight margin of error in which they may or
may not annihilate a city block. Often looking for the best
way to get it on and get it over with, Hara tends to miss the
obvious permanent solutions for temporary problems with surprising
regularity. |
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Kiri: Oblivious to the
little thing we like to call "Reality", Kiri the crazy
cat girl is the unleaded fuel behind the teams zealous efforts
in entering the afterlife via self eradication. She can't talk,
but carries paddles with every word in the dictionary written
on them, to accompany her enthusiastic victory dance before
the fact of the matter. |
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Baka: Despite her name
literally meaning "Idiot" in Japanese, Baka is leaps
and bounds the smartest of the three sisters, unfortunately,
this is probably the reason that she was the first one to get
the boot to the great beyond. Being a literal cowgirl doesn't
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The Black Reapers:
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Mr. Smiles: A
cluster of sixty six sentient, evil smiley faces encompassed
by a black robe that happens to also wield a giant double scythe.
Mr. Smiles is all fun and games, but the only game he knows
the rules are of life. |
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Broken Man: Quite
the detestable one with all one of his eye and his oh so many
tentacles, the Broken Man likes to play dress up with the body
parts of other beings. |
The White Reapers:
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Kamikaze: Composed
of two free spirited fairy like virtually naked girls, Kamikaze
is formed when they both die in unison. She make look young
and inexperienced, but... well, she is young and inexperienced
for someone who works as a claimer of the dead. |
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Swarmee: Made up of
countless insects, Swarmee is a one girl insect metropolis.
She doesn't have much of a personality, but that's okay, cause
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The In Between Jobs Reaper:
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Shi:
The Suicidal Anime Sister's best friend, always hovering
around them like a vulture, hoping that someday they'll finally
pull of a successful suicide attempt, despite logic and experience
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Squid Force
It's the battle of the century! It is the incompetent Squid Force
versus the paranoid Octo Squad as they fight for a battle over the
world's oceans and cute mermaids!
Squid Force:
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Squi: A
little squid with big teeth. Must take over the world. |
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Kraken: A giant squid
with no teeth. Must destroy the world. |
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Dog: A dog |
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Jok: A french-like squid.
Has one tentacle. |
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Mr. Brung: He's Mr.
Brung, can't say much more than that. |
The Mermaids:
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Vae: A mermaid
from outer-space who can destroy the galaxy. She is dirt poor,
always thirsty, has the memory of a goldfish, walks on land,
and swims for water. |
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Ayqua: A teenage killer
mermaid that looks up to Vae. The target for Squid Force and
Octosquad. She keeps on forgetting who's side she is on, and
attacks indiscriminately. |
Octo Squad:
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Octolon: The leader,
who sits in the Octogon Office, he scrutinizes everything and
spends more time and funds investigating his own agents than
his enemies. A bloody perfectionist. |
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Kine: The new guy, he
happens to be a close friend of Squi and the most normal member
of Octosquad. |
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OctoType: The stereotypical
member of Octo Squad, he acts just the way that Squid Force
visualizes the typical Octo Squad member would act. |
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Legena: The little girl
of the group, she’s really around for the ride, unfortunately,
she keeps on getting injured at every possible circumstance. |
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Mr. Wrong: He is pretty
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Illegal Aliens:
What happens when two aliens from warring planets arrive in alternate
reality Mexico just when people are pumping lead into each other
to save money for printing business cards? Well, for one thing,
you can save more money killing with lasers.
The Aliens
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Grimlet: A living perfume
bottle of death and destruction |
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Reapaz: A living stickman
of death and destruction |
Milli Gunners:
In the Xyniverse exists a famous league of robot engineers, designers
and pilots that battle for honor, pride, and a much bigger share
in the stock-market. Three young girls will attempt to enter this
contest of brains, skills and stamina, in hopes of saving their
sinking video game company and hopefully, they wouldn't suck.
Teams:
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MIA Team: An all girl
team. They are hard working and have something to prove, but
they are severely lacking in the technical know how of the sport.
Easily winning the pity of the crowd is the only thing they
have going for them. |
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DAS Team: Lead by a
very powerful mad scientist like women. DAS is seriously into
mass destruction. They don't compete so much for the money as
for the joy of humiliating other people. Despite this, the leader
of DAS is the mentor of the leader of MIA. |
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TIL Team: A group of
boy geniuses, they have been the overall most successful group
in their league. The only thing that they lack is a skilled
pilot that can utilize the complex algorithms and technical
potential of their creations. They seem very interested in the
MIA Team, probably just puberty. |
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AIX Team: Often referred
to as the God Team. They are the ultimate team, and their strongest
point is their incredible pilot. She's an android herself, which
scares the crap out of everyone, because she is the only entity
in the entirely league that can handle the invincible "Untitled-1"
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Mascots:
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MIA-Tan: Missing in
action. Tiny female robot mascot for the MIA team. Kind, but
is very defective, kind of like her maker. |
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DAS-Sama: Death and
suffering. Larger sized male robot. Very brutal, and the mascot
for the DAS Team. |
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TIL-Kun:
Truly in love. A bit of a lover boy robot mascot for the TIL
team. Extremely powerful, but has a thing for girls and femininely
designed robots. |
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