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Xynthica Guides
Where you will find information on the
Xyniverse and all of it's complete utter dysfunctional workings,
and other fun stuff.
| Character
Guide |
I am a strong
believer that any lovable character can be summarized in less
than three sentences. This is an extremely brief guide of
the characters in the Xyniverse, and is so short, that it
is actually pretty ridiculous. |
| Xynipedia |
A guide
to the really pretty messed up world of Xynthica. For something
that is suppose to be a "Heavy Hearted Comedy",
there is sure an excess of background story. I guess it comes
with the phobia of plot holes. |
Zephos' Magical Random
Thoughts of Vengeance
Behold the might of Zephos' vengeance as you have never
seen before - in point form.
| July
2004 |
25. I like
skiing, but with snowboarders around, it makes you feel kind
of old. The trick is to use the poles - to hit the snowboarders. |
| August
2004 |
7. Okay,
really, violence doesn't solve problems, unless the problem
happens to be alive and have an opinion, in which case, violence
works every time. |
Messays
Full length long rough essays on things that cause the universe
to implode every three seconds in a parallel universe.
| The
Mega-Manga Americanime Madness!! |
My first
Messay, here I discuss the relationship between Manga and
Western Comics and how they are influencing each other, and
how Chinese food can be used to explain the essence of the
cosmos in the spring time. |
| The
Evil Sexist Anime Tyranny of Doom and Other Nasty Stuff! |
I couldn't
come up with a longer name than this if I tried, seriously.
My take on the almost obligatory argument if anime is sexist
or not. Oh, by the way, it is. |
| Otaku
Versus Antaku |
A train
wreck of an argument about the Anti-Otaku movement and they're
mission to bring fiery death and destruction onto their puny
fanboy opponents. |
| Art
of The Argument |
I thought
I'd write a nice vengeful document about how you too can screw
people over on arguments. Granted that they don't come over
to your house and cap you with a shotgun for being so dang
smart. |
| The
CG 3D Anime Mystery Misery! |
A series
of articles discussing the ever pressing mystery of why there
are so few anime done in 3D on the market, and other stuff
like rubber and glue that bounces off of me and sticks on
to you. |
Random Rants
Medium sized write ups with huge glaring loopholes, flaws,
mistakes and other things that make the world go pink. I'm waiting
for these to be challenged or confirmed by other people, so that
they may become full fledged Messay.
About Anime And Manga Rants
| The
Asian Advantage |
This is a small rant about
an advantage that people from Asian might have over people
in North America in regards to drawing Manga, and it's not
as obvious as you might think. |
| War
of The Workplace |
From experience and gathering
information, I try to logically compare North American animations
studios with Japanese ones. Still needs much authentic verification,
but the theories seem sound for now. |
| It's
My Redundancy Style |
A rant about how all anime
characters look the same, and how we can turn to western character
design for inspiration. It seemed like a good idea at the
time. Hey, there's a reason why this stuff is here and not
up there. |
| Animation
Melting Pot |
Some delusional
ramblings about how the world would be so pretty if anime,
cartoons and animation all got along. If this makes sense
to you, please tell me, cause I still don't get what I wrote. |
Personal Observations
Little things that are going on in my world and why I didn't
have enough courage to list it at the top.
| Why
I Like to Mention "Spring Time" All The Time |
A very brief
story of why I like to end a lot of my psychotic analogies
with "In The Spring Time". |
| Twin
Roles |
Meet trying
to beat the crap out of my inner child and figure out how
my slightly unconventional mentality works. |
| Celebrities
I Admire |
Lot
of great people in this world, would be a shame if I didn't
mention some of the classy people I look up to that you probably
have heard of. |
| Fictional
Characters I Like |
Yeah,
it is pretty sad, but that's okay, cause I still like to talk
about other people's characters that have influenced my artistic
compass. |
| Why
I Generally Dislike Western Cartoon Series |
This is
me professing my absolute hatred for western cartoon series.
Hahaha, actually, I'm exaggerating just slightly, but the
world of interesting reading is based on exaggeration, so
you gotta' hide with the bubonic infested bunnies. |
| Western
Cartoon Series That I Like |
There is
only one particular western cartoon series that I absolutely
love with a vengeance. A great counter to the previous article,
and a rather odd choice it is. |
Miscellaneous
Because I needed one more topic so that I
could use this eye burning citric orange color.
| Arguing
With Mr. Zephos |
I
sure do come off arrogant in this bit of a rule book for debating
with me, my apologies towards that. I find it necessary to
take on a more aggressive persona when I need to drive a point
home. There is only one rule, and I'll say it here so you
don't have to read this. Do not re-quote what I have written.
That is all. |
| Are
We Having Fun Yet |
An extremely
violent and vengeful mockery of an article on the multiple
hazards and death traps of discouragement and humiliation
that await the intrepid visual artist and they're fluffy quest
into the world of artistic damnation. |
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